A woman with brown hair visits the doctor's office.
She tells the doctor, "It hurts all over my body."
The doctor says, "Point to where it hurts."
She points to her shoulder and yells, "Ouch!" She then points to her hip and yells, "Ouch!" Finally, she points to her knee and screams, "Ouch!!!"
The doctor asks, "Are you a natural blonde who dyed her hair brown?"
She replies, "Yes, how did you know?"
He answers, "YOU HAVE A BROKEN FINGER!"