A man had a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor told him he needed an immediate heart transplant to survive. "You're in luck," the doctor said. "Two hearts are available, so you can choose. One belonged to an attorney, the other to a social worker."
The man quickly replied, "The attorney's."
"Wait!" the doctor exclaimed. "Don't you want to know more about them before deciding?"
"I already know enough," the man said. "Social workers have bleeding hearts, and the attorney probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"