A young woman visited her doctor, complaining of pain.
"Where does it hurt?" asked the doctor.
"You have to help me. I hurt all over," said the woman.
"What do you mean, 'all over'? Be more specific," the doctor replied.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts!" Then she touched her left cheek and cried out again, "Ouch! That hurts too!" Finally, she touched her right earlobe. "Ow! Even that hurts!" she exclaimed.
The doctor examined her thoughtfully for a moment and delivered his diagnosis: "You have a broken finger."