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The Looney Bin | 疯人院

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Late one night at the insane asylum, one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another inmate asked, "How do you know?"

The first inmate replied, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

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