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Do You Serve Lawyers | 您接待律师吗

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A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash.

He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure do," said the bartender.

"Good," replied the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for my 'gator."

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