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All Lawyers Are Assholes! | 所有律师都是混蛋!

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A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, "All lawyers are assholes!"

A man at the front of the bar stands up and says, "Hey! I resent that!"

The first man asks, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

"No!" the second man replies. "I'm an asshole!"

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