A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce.
The attorney asked, "May I help you?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I want to get one of those dayvorces."
The attorney said, "Well, do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got about 140 acres."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I don't have a Case, but I have a John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, you don't understand. I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said, "Yeah, I got a grudge. That's where I park my John Deere."
The attorney said, "No, sir. I mean, do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, sir, I got a suit. I wear it to church on Sundays."
The exasperated attorney said, "Well, sir, does your wife beat you up or anything?"
The farmer said, "No, sir, we both get up about 4:30."
Finally, the attorney said, "Okay, let me put it this way. WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?"
And the farmer said, "Well, I can never have a meaningful conversation with her."