The Ugliest Baby | 最丑的小孩
A woman is insulted by a bus driver who calls her baby ugly. When she complains to another passen...
Fast Asleep | 酣然入梦
A co-worker missing for hours is found fast asleep by the boss, who leaves a humorous yet pointed...
The Photo in My Pocket | 口袋里的照片
A man uses his wife's photo as a humorous gauge for his sobriety, telling the bartender he'll hea...
Rope or Ox? | 绳子还是公牛？
A man in jail explains his misfortune: he picked up a seemingly abandoned rope, not realizing it ...
Is He Really Ill? | 他真病了吗？
A man faints on a hot day, and bystanders offer conflicting advice on how to help him. The man's ...
Only One Policeman | 只有一个警察
A father tries to explain the meaning of 'drunk' to his son by using the example of seeing two po...
Perseverance Is a Virtue | 坚持不懈是一种美德
Years after earning a graduate degree, the author returned to his alma mater as faculty. In a cro...
Not Our Own Food | 非己之食
Two boys cleverly circumvent a bar's rule against eating personal food by swapping lunches with e...
Adam's Choice | 亚当的选择
A classic joke about Adam and Eve, where Adam's humorous and resigned response to Eve's question ...
Falling Down | 他一定是在吹牛
A man boasts about an impossibly tall building in his country, claiming his friend took 72 hours ...
He Couldn't Swim the Atlantic | 他游不过大西洋
An American in Scotland is outraged when a shepherd sells his dog to an Englishman after refusing...
I Didn't Do It | 我什么也没做
A man returns home to a chaotic house and a seemingly relaxed wife. Her witty reply to his daily ...
Settle Down or Settle Up? | 安定下来还是还清债务？
A notorious spender announces his plan to marry and settle down, but his father humorously sugges...
Endearing Terms | 亲昵的称呼
Bernie admires his friend Morris for using affectionate pet names for his wife, only to discover ...
Churchill and Bernard Shaw | 丘吉尔与萧伯纳
A humorous exchange between Winston Churchill and George Bernard Shaw highlights their wit, with ...
The End of the World | 世界末日
A jackal uses the dramatic claim of "the end of the world" to plead for its life from a lion, rev...
Who Wants to Go to Heaven? | 谁想去天堂？
A preacher tries to shame a sleeping congregant by asking who wants to go to heaven and then who ...
The Ecopalian | 被吓破胆的圣公会教徒
A joke about three clergymen on a turbulent flight. While a Catholic and a Jew calmly attribute t...
The Evangelist | 福音传教士
A couple follows a TV evangelist's healing instructions, leading to a humorous misunderstanding a...
A Boy's Motorcycle Dream | 男孩的摩托车梦
A five-year-old boy, obsessed with motorcycles, misunderstands his father's joking prohibition an...
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