Don't Smoke! | 千万别抽烟！
A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to simply avoid smoking. | 一位喝下汽油的病人被医生告知，接下来几...
The Pale Watermelon | 脸色发白的西瓜
A woman buys a watermelon promised to be red and sweet. After it falls and breaks, revealing pale...
Change Your Business | 换个工作
A doctor prescribes more walking to a patient suffering from lack of exercise, only to discover t...
The Two Hunters | 两个猎人
A hunter calls emergency services after his companion collapses. Following the operator's instruc...
The Rejuvenation Pill | 返老还童药片
Mrs. Daly receives rejuvenation pills from her son. Months later, she appears young and beautiful...
Now I Have Two Skunks | 现在我有两只臭鼬了
A resident calls the police for help removing a skunk from the basement and is advised to lure it...
Sales | 销售
A story about an old woman on a turbulent flight who asks the Pope for help, only to receive a wi...
She Ate All My Bait | 她把所有的诱饵都吃了
A boy refuses to take his little sister fishing again, not because she was noisy, but because she...
Am I a Polar Bear? | 我是一只北极熊吗？
A young polar bear repeatedly questions his father about his identity, seeking reassurance that h...
A Girl's Name | 女孩的名字
A mother names her daughter Myles after her late father, despite concerns about the name's mascul...
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble | 咕咕，咕咕，咕咕
A game warden confronts a boy with a wild turkey out of season, threatening to mirror any harm do...
Tom's Excuse | 汤姆的借口
Tom explains his daily lateness to school by humorously misinterpreting a "School - Go Slow" traf...
Who Is This Calling? | 来电者是谁？
A student tries to fake a parent's call to excuse her own absence from school, but slips up when ...
Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill | 杰克与吉尔上山记
A father advises his son Jack to assert dominance in marriage by symbolically "wearing the pants....
Think of the Good Side | 想想好的一面
A widow, when advised to look on the bright side after her husband's funeral, offers a darkly hum...
The Best Reward | 最好的奖赏
A naval officer, rescued by a deck hand after falling overboard, is told that the best reward is ...
The Lollipop Salesman | 棒棒糖销售员
Three men trespass into a sheik's harem and face punishment tailored to their professions, leadin...
The Water Pistol | 水枪
A grandmother gifts her three-year-old grandson a water pistol, delighting the child but surprisi...
Bad Dreams | 噩梦
A woman tells her fiancé about a recurring nightmare involving him and his ex-girlfriend, which c...
Let's Speak English | 让我们说英语
Tara, an ESL student from Iraq, initially lies about her origin to avoid speaking Arabic in class...
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