The Fortune-Telling Scale | 算命秤
A man at the airport is astonished by a computer scale that accurately states his weight, marital...
Trailer Trash | 拖车公园轶事
A collection of satirical one-liners depicting stereotypical life in American trailer parks, high...
The Picture of the Cheese | 奶酪图片
A lady uses a picture of cheese in a mousetrap and humorously finds a picture of a mouse caught i...
The Beggar's Wisdom | 乞丐的智慧
A kind lady pities a lame beggar, suggesting blindness would be worse. The beggar, a seasoned pro...
I Always Do | 我总是如此
A worker humorously explains his dismissal by claiming his foreman felt threatened when others mi...
A Request for a Raise | 加薪请求
A worker asks his employer for a raise due to his recent marriage, but the employer dismissively ...
The Smart Dog Who Buys Newspapers | 会买报纸的聪明狗
A dog owner's claim that his dog buys newspapers is tested, but the dog disappears with the money...
A Day Off | 休息日
A wife details her busy household chores while her husband watches on his day off. When she asks ...
The Mean Man's Party | 吝啬鬼的聚会
A notoriously stingy man, upon finally deciding to host a party, instructs his guest to ring the ...
The Unburied Cat | 未被埋葬的猫
A man's dog brings home the neighbor's dead cat. He secretly cleans and returns it to the porch, ...
The Cheese and the Mouse | 奶酪与老鼠
A lady uses a picture of cheese as bait in a mousetrap and humorously finds a picture of a mouse ...
The Cat Collector | 猫碗收藏家
An art collector tries to trick a shopkeeper into selling a valuable antique saucer by first buyi...
Competitive Conversion | 竞争性皈依
Three chaplains of different faiths attempt to convert a bear, each employing their own religious...
Marriage in Heaven | 天堂婚礼
A couple who died en route to their wedding asks St. Peter about getting married in heaven. When ...
The Liars | 说谎者
A minister tricks his congregation by asking them to read a non-existent chapter of the Bible, re...
The Author's Son | 作家的儿子
A bishop asks an author's son if he wishes to follow in his father's footsteps. The boy reveals a...
Hand Off | 请勿触摸
A child at a museum literally interprets a "Hand off" sign on the Venus de Milo statue, humorousl...
Don't Argue with Children | 莫与孩童争辩
A little girl challenges her teacher's scientific fact about whales with a biblical story, ending...
Hitting the Bottle | 砸瓶子
A mother struggling with a ketchup bottle has her young daughter answer the phone, leading to a h...
Neither | 都不是
A candidate asks a boy which political party his mother belongs to, and the child's literal answe...
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