How Much English Can You Speak? | 你会说多少英文？
A lawyer defends his client by claiming he barely speaks English, but the defendant's response to...
To The Nines | 九的执念
A man encounters the number nine repeatedly on 9/9/99 and takes it as a lucky omen, leading him t...
Quick Wit | 急智
During an interview for a reconnaissance sergeant position requiring sharp eyesight, a candidate ...
A Great Man | 一名伟人
A teacher asks if Shakespeare would be considered great if alive today; the student humorously af...
Six or Twelve? | 六块还是十二块？
A blonde, when asked if she wants her pizza cut into six or twelve pieces, chooses six because sh...
The Hunter's Dilemma | 猎人的两难
A big-game hunter refuses to rescue his mother-in-law from a lion, humorously suggesting the pred...
Human Car Performance | 人性化的汽车性能
Three women humorously compare their husbands to different types of cars, using automotive metaph...
The Roast Pig | 烤乳猪
A man's compliment about sitting next to the roast pig is misinterpreted by the lady beside him, ...
What Did You Do? | 你做了什么？
A girl recounts how she responded to a conductor's suspicious look by mirroring his gaze with con...
Getting On The Bus | 上车记
A woman in a tight skirt repeatedly fails to board a bus and unknowingly unzips a stranger's pant...
Airport Left | 机场左转
A joke about a literal-minded blonde who misunderstands a directional sign for the airport as an ...
I'll Die | 我会死的
A woman insists her Walkman is vital for survival, but after a stylist forcibly removes it, she d...
The Ugliest Baby | 最丑的小孩
A woman is insulted by a bus driver who calls her baby ugly. When she complains to another passen...
Fast Asleep | 酣然入梦
A co-worker missing for hours is found fast asleep by the boss, who leaves a humorous yet pointed...
Never Learned to Spend | 没学会花钱
A frugal elderly woman, when told her savings would last until age 100, worried about what would ...
Rope or Ox? | 绳子还是公牛？
A man in jail explains his misfortune: he picked up a seemingly abandoned rope, not realizing it ...
Things Have Been Okay | 一切都很好
A four-year-old boy who had never spoken suddenly talks to point out burnt toast, explaining his ...
Is He Really Ill? | 他真病了吗？
A man faints on a hot day, and bystanders offer conflicting advice on how to help him. The man's ...
Only One Policeman | 只有一个警察
A father tries to explain the meaning of 'drunk' to his son by using the example of seeing two po...
An Unwelcome Hint | 弄巧成拙
A visitor overstays his welcome. When his host hints that his family must miss him, the visitor m...
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