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Cinderella at 75 | 七十五岁的灰姑娘
At 75, Cinderella is granted three wishes by her Fairy Godmother, leading to wealth, restored you...
Tonto Kowalski | 当波兰裔遇上印第安裔
A businessman on a plane meets a woman reading a book on sexual statistics, which claims American...
It Would Hurt You | 它会伤害你
A man questions why one of his four children has different hair color, insisting he doesn't mind ...
25 Things You Know If You Have a Son | 家有男孩的25个真相
A humorous and relatable list detailing the chaotic, inventive, and often messy discoveries paren...
The Little Package | 小包装
A kind, elderly church organist innocently uses a condom as a health charm, believing it prevents...
You Are His Father | 你是他父亲
A dying man seeks reassurance that his youngest, unattractive child is his own. His wife swears i...
The World's Greatest Swordsman | 世界上最伟大的击剑手
A tale of three swordsmen demonstrating their skill on flies. The greatest appears to miss entire...
The Corporate Monkey Tree | 公司如猴树
A vivid metaphor comparing corporate hierarchy to monkeys on a tree, highlighting the contrasting...
I Don't Even Know That Woman | 我甚至不认识那个女人
A wife asks her husband why he doesn't kiss her like the passionate couple they see, to which he ...
A Reusable Locket | 可重复使用的小盒
A man buys a locket for his girlfriend but requests a generic engraving so he can reuse it if the...
Football Follies | 足球场外的荒唐事
A drunk man uses football terminology to describe his and his wife's flatulence, leading to an es...
The Grill and the Wiener | 烤架与香肠
A husband repeatedly compares his wife's rear end to a grill while gardening. That night, when he...
Good News and Bad News | 好消息与坏消息
A divorce lawyer presents his client with a bittersweet update: the wife won't claim future inher...
The Golf Lesson | 高尔夫球课
A retiree, a complete novice, takes his first golf lesson. After a simple instruction from the pr...
The Rorschach Test | 罗夏墨迹测验
A man undergoing a Rorschach test consistently sees sexual imagery in every inkblot, leading the ...
When a Tiger Comes | 老虎来了
Two men encounter a tiger in the jungle. One puts on running shoes, not to outrun the tiger, but ...
The Hunter's Bet | 猎人的赌局
A boastful hunter bets he can identify animals and rifle calibers by touch alone. After winning m...
Spice Up Your Marriage | 为婚姻增添情趣
Morris complains about his boring marital routine, and Irving humorously suggests "playing doctor...
Quick Wit | 急中生智
A man uses quick thinking to deflect an embarrassing situation when caught by a police officer. |...
Indecision 2007 | 优柔寡断 2007
A man is granted three wishes by a genie, but due to a paradoxical second wish that reset everyth...