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Camel Time | 骆驼报时
A tourist in Egypt discovers a local who appears to tell time by lifting a camel's genitals, lead...
The Little Hero's True Colors | 小英雄的真面目
A boy in Boston saves his friend from a dog attack, but the reporter's heroic headline turns to s...
Kiss in the Park | 公园里的吻
A wife asks her husband why he doesn't kiss her like the passionate couple they see in the park, ...
Spicy Post-Marriage Declarations | 婚后麻辣宣言
A collection of witty and cynical one-liners and short anecdotes about marriage, offering a humor...
Best Memory | 最佳记忆
Three men compete over who has the best memory, with the final claim humorously implying a comple...
The Perfect Lawn | 完美草坪
The narrator describes a puzzlingly perfect lawn in a dry Arizona neighborhood where grass rarely...
The Thrill Is Gone | 激情不再
A wife is delighted when her usually reserved husband holds her hand in a crowd. Her romantic ass...
The Watergate Honeymooners | 水门旅馆的蜜月新人
A honeymoon couple at the Watergate Hotel, paranoid about hidden microphones, dismantles a suspic...
The Shofar Clock | 羊角号时钟
A student who constantly asks for the time reveals his unconventional method for finding out at n...
Fred's Obituary | 弗雷德的讣告
A widow submits a paid obituary for her late husband. To meet the minimum word count at $5 per wo...
My Little Buttercup | 我的小毛茛
A golfer destroys a patch of buttercups and is cursed by Mother Nature to never have butter again...
Not Knowing Her Well | 我跟她还不熟
A wife questions her husband why he doesn't kiss her like their neighbor does, to which the husba...
Bug on Windshield | 挡风玻璃上的虫子
A violent marital dispute leads to a severed body part landing on another car's windshield, where...
Aliens in Texas | 德州外星人
Two aliens mistake a gas pump for an Earthling and attack it, causing a massive explosion. After ...
My Good Ol' Dog | 我的老伙计
A country bumpkin misunderstands a policeman's warnings about his dog being in heat, comically co...
The 12-Inch Cure | 十二英寸疗法
A man cures his stutter through a drastic surgical recommendation, only to face unintended conseq...
The Salary Theorem | 薪资定理
This article humorously presents Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" through a mock-scientific derivation,...
The Psychiatrist and Proctologist | 精神科医生与肛肠科医生
A psychiatrist and a proctologist struggle to find a town council-approved sign for their joint p...
All I Do Is Pay | 我的职责就是付钱
Mr. Brown humorously compares his family to a nation, where his wife, mother-in-law, and daughter...
Wrong-Way Driver | 逆行的车辆
An elderly man receives a warning call from his wife about a wrong-way driver on the highway, onl...