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The church bus has gun racks.
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The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, and Socio-pastor.
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The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
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There's an ATM in the lobby.
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The choir wears leather robes.
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Worship services are B.Y.O.S. — "Bring Your Own Snake."
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No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
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Karaoke Worship Time.
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Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
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The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
Top Ten Signs of a Dysfunctional Church | 识别不良教会的十大迹象
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