Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing those cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes, Bubba, it sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suing those fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all those burgers and fries, is that true, Mister Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was given that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he graduated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinking... What I want to know is, can I sue Budweiser for all those ugly women I've been hanging out with?"