The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and Mississippi announced today a disturbing discovery in their states. A small number of Al Qaeda terrorists have reportedly become romantically involved with local women. The authorities now report the emergence of a new demographic, termed "Islamabubbas."
So far, only a few births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalition is actively working to isolate and contain them. The Coalition has identified the following children:
- Mohammed Billy Bob Abba Bubba
- Mohammed Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
- Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Bubba
- Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
- Bobbie Joe Bubba Amgood Atat
- Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
- Linda Sue Bin There Dundat
The Coalition believes all these children likely originated from one couple: Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.