Unpublishable Children's Books | 永远不会出版的童书

Here are some children's books that will never be published:

• "You Were an Accident"
• "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
• "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
• "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
• "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
• "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
• "Why can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Socket be friends?"
• "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
• "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
• "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
• "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
• "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
• "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
• "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
• "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
• "Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear"