Two men were walking through the jungle. One carried a gun on his back, while the other carried a large rock.
The man with the rock asked, "Why do you carry a gun?"
The man with the gun replied, "To defend myself if a wild animal attacks. But why do you carry that rock?"
The man with the rock smiled proudly and said, "When a wild animal comes, I can throw the rock away and run much faster!"
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