Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45.
He arrived at the gates of Heaven. An angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time for you."
"What do you mean?" he replied. "I'm only 45, in the prime of my life. Why did I have to die now?"
"45? You're not 45, you're 82," replied the angel.
"Wait a minute. If you think I'm 82, then you have the wrong person. I'm only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."
"Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel, disappearing inside. After a few minutes, the angel returned.
"Sorry, but according to our records, you are 82. I checked all the hours you billed your clients, and you have to be 82..."