A policeman brought a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?"
The policeman replied, "This monkey was wandering the streets and breaking all the rules. I'm turning him in."
The boss exclaimed, "Oh, my God! You're so dumb! If you catch a monkey, you take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me? Take it to the zoo!" So the policeman left with the monkey.
Three or four days later, the boss saw the policeman again, this time holding the monkey's hand. The officer led the monkey to a police car, opened the door, helped it inside, and was about to drive away.
The boss ran out and asked, "Oh, my God! Why is the monkey still here? I told you to take it to the zoo!"
The policeman replied, "Yes, sir. I already took him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie."