A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One cent?!" exclaims the man.
The bartender replies, "Yes."
The man glances at the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but that comes to real money."
"How much?" inquires the man.
"Four cents," he replies.
"Four cents?!" exclaims the man. "Where's the owner of this place?"
The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife."
The man says, "What's he doing with your wife?"
The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business."