Two men were adrift in a lifeboat after escaping a burning cargo ship. While searching through the boat's supplies, one man found an old lamp. Hoping for a genie, he rubbed it vigorously. To their astonishment, a genie appeared!
However, this genie stated she could grant only one wish, not the usual three. Without thinking, the man blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean into beer!"
Instantly, the genie clapped her hands with a deafening crash, and the whole sea transformed into the finest brew ever tasted. Then, she vanished. Only the gentle lapping of beer against the hull broke the silence as the two men pondered their situation. The other man looked at the wish-maker with disgust.
After a long, tense pause, he spoke:
"Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."