Blondes Say The Darndest Things | 金发女郎的妙语

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Three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, are about to be executed.

The guards bring the brunette forward. The executioner asks for her last request. She says none. As he shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she suddenly yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around, allowing her to escape.

Angry, the guards bring the redhead forward. Asked for her last request, she also says no. When the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she screams, "Tornado!" Again, everyone is distracted, and she escapes.

Having observed this, the blonde is brought forward. She too declines a last request. The executioner says, "Ready... Aim..." and the blonde shouts, "Fire!"

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