humor
1222 篇Lead Us Not Into Temptation | 请勿引我入歧途
A minister's plea for forgiveness for illegal parking, written on a note, is met with a witty and...
25 阅读Legal Consultation | 法律咨询
A butcher cleverly gets a lawyer to pay for meat stolen by his unleashed dog, only to later recei...
28 阅读Are You Gay? | 你是同性恋吗?
A man in hell is promised enjoyable days for his vices (smoking, drinking, swearing), but his hom...
31 阅读A Match Made in Heaven | 天作之合
A couple killed on their wedding day asks St. Peter if they can marry in Heaven. After a long sea...
28 阅读Nun to Worry About | 修女无忧
Two nuns use windshield wipers and holy water against a persistent mini-Dracula, culminating in a...
23 阅读I Pity the Prosecutor! | 我为检察官感到遗憾!
An engineer mistakenly sent to hell improves it with modern amenities, making Satan happy. When G...
26 阅读Good Ol' Sunday School | 老掉牙的主日学
A minister uses a worm experiment to warn against vices, but a congregant humorously interprets i...
20 阅读The Baptized Bats | 受洗的蝙蝠
Three pastors discuss their bat infestation problems. While two tried conventional methods in vai...
22 阅读The Old Man's Wisdom | 长者的智慧
A 105-year-old devout man stops attending synagogue, explaining to the concerned Rabbi that he be...
24 阅读You Won't Go to Jail | 你不会进监狱
A man embezzled millions and sought a lawyer's help to avoid jail. The lawyer assured him that wi...
29 阅读Elijah's Altar | 以利亚的祭坛
A Sunday school teacher recounts the biblical story of Elijah drenching the altar with water befo...
21 阅读Two Kinds of People | 世上的两种人
This quote humorously contrasts two fundamental attitudes towards life: the grateful optimist and...
27 阅读Four Catholic Ladies | 四位天主教女士
Four Catholic mothers boast about their sons' prestigious religious titles, each with increasing ...
18 阅读Before Meeting God | 面见上帝之前
A man at heaven's gates recounts his last act of bravery to St. Peter to justify his entry, only ...
25 阅读Mixed Doubles | 混合双打
A humorous classroom dialogue where a student misunderstands the term "mixed doubles" in sports, ...
24 阅读Horse Riding | 骑马游戏
A child misunderstands his parents' intimacy as a horse-riding game and makes a revealing comment...
25 阅读Nest and Hair | 鸟窝与头发
A student tells her teacher about a bird's nest outside, and when asked to describe it, she innoc...
33 阅读Weird Names | 奇怪的名字
A boy questions his father's unusual naming method, only to discover his own name follows the sam...
27 阅读The Big Sissy | 胆小鬼
A boy, scared of a thunderstorm, asks his mother to sleep with him, but she declines to sleep wit...
36 阅读The Wolf's Privacy | 狼的隐私
A humorous twist on the classic tale where Little Red Riding Hood repeatedly interrupts the Big B...
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