Twenty-One and Some Months | “妙”龄证人
A witness in court, when pressed by the judge to specify her age under oath, claims to be "twenty...
The Jealous Wife | 吃醋的妻子
A story about a wife whose extreme jealousy leads her to make absurd accusations against her husb...
A Saint's Spelling Bee | 圣徒的拼字游戏
A woman earns entry to heaven by spelling "love," then is tasked with guarding the gate. When her...
My Husband Will Be Home Soon | 我丈夫快回来了
A man reluctantly shaves his beard for his girlfriend, only for his wife to mistake him for her l...
Father's Things | 父亲的东西
A teenage boy, now his father's height, starts borrowing his father's clothes for evenings out, m...
Who's Carrying the Bags | 谁在提行李
A new private arrives at base via helicopter, escorted by his officer brother and sergeant brothe...
Calm Down, Albert | 冷静，阿尔伯特
A man in a supermarket repeatedly tells "Albert" to calm down while soothing a crying baby. A wom...
Heavy Luggage | 沉重的行李
A businessman jokes about hiding in his own oversized luggage after struggling to board with it, ...
One Big Happy Family | 快乐大家庭
A warden pities an inmate who never receives visitors, only to learn the inmate's friends and fam...
The Perfect Son | 完美的儿子
A parent proudly claims to have a perfect son who doesn't smoke, drink, or stay out late. The pun...
Thirteen and Fourteen | 十三与十四
A curious man peeks into an asylum where residents are chanting "Thirteen!", only to get poked in...
Did Your Father Help You? | 你爸爸帮你了吗？
Tim's teacher is surprised to see his perfect math homework and asks if his father helped. Tim re...
Are Flies Yummy? | 苍蝇好吃吗？
A boy asks his father if flies are tasty during dinner, prompting a puzzled and dismissive respon...
Prediction | 预言
Robinson anticipates his neighbor's borrowing habit and tries to refuse lending his power-saw, on...
Only a Few Words | 几个词
A judge struggles to interrogate a foreign mugger who claims to know only a few words of English....
The Golfer and the Anthill | 高尔夫球手与蚁丘
A golfer stubbornly tries to hit his ball from an anthill, causing chaos for the ants. After two ...
Seeing Eye Chihuahua | 导盲吉娃娃
A man uses his Doberman Pinscher to gain restaurant entry by pretending it's a seeing-eye dog. Hi...
Working Dogs | 工作犬
Three men boast about their dogs' "working" skills by a fire, with the first two dogs creating ar...
How to Get into Heaven | 如何进入天堂
A Sunday school teacher asks children what good deeds would grant entry to heaven, only to receiv...
I Pity the Prosecutor! | 我为检察官感到遗憾！
An engineer mistakenly sent to hell improves it with modern amenities, making Satan happy. When G...
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