A Misunderstood Compliment | 被误解的赞美
A lawyer's crude remark about a model is humorously misinterpreted by his colleague as referring ...
Singles Bar | 单身酒吧
A dentist repeatedly fails at a singles bar until a bartender reveals it's a lawyers' hangout. Po...
An Ounce of Brains | 一盎司的脑子
A lawyer needing a brain transplant is shocked to find lawyer brains priced exorbitantly higher t...
Where Am I? | 我在哪儿
An Englishman gets lost and asks a farmer for directions, only to receive a literal and humorous ...
I Want Those Two Back | 我要那两人回来
Three colleagues find a magic lamp. The clerk and sales rep wish for lavish vacations, but the ma...
The Umbrella | 雨伞
A gentleman tries to secure his umbrella with a boastful note, only to have it stolen by a thief ...
Computer Illiterates | 电脑盲趣闻
Two humorous anecdotes about customers with a fundamental lack of computer knowledge. One tried t...
He Thinks He's a Refrigerator | 他以为自己是台冰箱
A woman seeks help for her husband's delusion of being a refrigerator, but her real concern is th...
The Grounded Conductor | 接地气的调度员
A job applicant for a signalman position gives a series of increasingly improbable contingency pl...
Another Engine Is Down | 又一个引擎出了故障
A Boeing 747 experiences sequential engine failures over the Pacific, causing increasing delays a...
Class, Lass and Ass | 班级、姑娘与蠢驴
A student humorously alters a professor's notice from "meet the class" to "meet the lass"; the pr...
The Window Seat Joke | 飞机靠窗座位的笑话
A humorous joke explains why a blonde woman refuses a window seat on a plane, relating it to her ...
The Kangaroo's Escape | 袋鼠的逃脱
A zoo repeatedly increases the height of a kangaroo's enclosure to prevent its escape, only to fi...
What a Way to Go | 如此离世
A man recounts a series of increasingly absurd and violent accidents that befell his friend Mike,...
The Lie-Clock | 谎言时钟
A man in heaven learns about "Lie-Clocks" that record every lie told on Earth, with examples of v...
Angry Blonde | 愤怒的金发女郎
A blonde woman, suspecting infidelity, confronts her boyfriend and finds him with another woman. ...
Deathbed Confession | 临终坦白
A dying man confesses a lifetime of infidelity to his wife, only to receive her chillingly calm a...
Go Barefoot | 光脚赴约
A self-conscious teenager, unsure of her date's height, devises a plan with her brother to choose...
You're Facing the Wrong Way | 你看错方向了
A lady in a cinema asks giggling girls behind her to be quiet so she can watch the film, only to ...
The Bottle Genie | 瓶中精灵
A couple frees a genie during a quarrel and receives three wishes, only to be tricked by the geni...
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