The Owl and the Turtledove | 猫头鹰与斑鸠
An owl, disliked for its cry in the west, decides to move east. A turtledove points out that chan...
The Moon and the Lie | 月亮与谎言
A boy is tormented by guilt after telling a lie, feeling as if the moon is watching and judging h...
A Good Start | 良好的开端
A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a humorous punchline about lawyers. | 一个经典的英文...
The Smartest Dog | 最聪明的狗
Three professionals test their dogs' intelligence through impressive tasks. The architect's dog b...
The Bloody Evidence | 铁证如山
A defendant changes his plea to guilty after three days of trial, explaining to the angry judge t...
Never Mind | 虚惊一场
A drunk man mistakenly thought his car's controls were stolen after sitting in the back seat, cal...
Take Thee to a Nunnery | 去女修道院吧
Three men at a hockey game, annoyed by nuns blocking their view, try to provoke them by claiming ...
A Southern Slip | 南方口误
A Southern gentleman's request for a "piece of ass" in a bar is misinterpreted by a waitress as a...
Napoleon Was Ill | 拿破仑病了
A student fails history for not knowing when Napoleon died. His father pleads for another chance,...
Please Call | 请来电
A newspaper ad asks a recognized wallet finder to return it. A later ad from the finder asks the ...
Computer Redneck | 电脑红脖子
This humorous list uses stereotypical imagery of rural American "redneck" culture to describe a c...
I'd Rather Buy a Gift | 我宁愿买件礼物
A husband humorously asks for love, honor, and obedience as his birthday gift, to which his wife ...
Not Knowing Her Well | 我跟她还不熟
A wife questions her husband why he doesn't kiss her like their neighbor does, to which the husba...
A Well-Mannered Mom | 一位有风度的母亲
A mother's silence after breaking a dish reveals her composure, as noted by her observant daughte...
A Wife's Angry Prayer | 发怒妻子的祈祷
A gambling husband, late again, swears he was working. His skeptical wife's prayers twist from ho...
A Bottle of Wine | 一瓶葡萄酒
A woman offers a ride to a silent Navajo elder, who, upon learning the passenger's bottle of wine...
The English Channel Breast Stroke Competition | 英吉利海峡蛙泳比赛
Three women compete in a breaststroke race across the English Channel. The blonde arrives last an...
A Polish Joke | 波兰笑话
A blonde tells a Polish joke to her priest, only to be interrupted when he reveals his own Polish...
What Are You Going to Do This Evening? | 今晚你要做什么？
Mr. Jones criticizes his wife's disheveled appearance after work, prompting their neighbor Mrs. B...
You Bet Your Life | 赌上你的性命
A man and a woman in a bar bet on whether a news report of a suicidal jumper is live. The twist r...
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