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The Farting Contest | 放屁比赛
A boastful student is challenged by his teacher to a flatulence contest, leading to an unexpected...
Math Problems | 数学难题
A boy struggling in math transforms into a diligent student after transferring to a Catholic scho...
I Hope Your Bread Gets Better | 愿你的面包早日康复
A mother leaves her dough to rise on a heating pad and returns to find a charming note from her y...
Knock Knock | 敲门笑话
A classic knock-knock joke playing on the homophone "lettuce" (lettuce/let us). | 一个经典的敲门笑话，利用了 "...
An Arithmetic Trick | 一道算术题
A clever student uses a flawed arithmetic progression to argue that a single apple is free, allow...
Train Set | 玩具火车
A mother disciplines her son for using vulgar language while playing with his toy train. After a ...
The Ticket | 电影票
A seven-year-old boy keeps buying multiple cinema tickets because he misunderstands that the tick...
Flat Tummy | 平坦的肚子
A boy misunderstands his parents' intimate moment as an attempt to flatten his father's stomach, ...
Water Your Flowers Daily | 每日浇花
A girl diligently waters her garden flowers even during rain, following her teacher's instruction...
The Four Elements | 四大元素
A teacher prompts a student to recall the fourth classical element (water) by asking what they wa...
Clever Bobby | 聪明的博比
A proud father demonstrates his two-year-old son's supposed knowledge of animals, only for the ch...
Who Is Stupid? | 谁愚蠢
A teacher asks students who think they're stupid to stand up. Little Johnny stands, not because h...
A Fascination for Motorcycles | 迷恋摩托车
A five-year-old boy's intense fascination with motorcycles leads to a humorous yet poignant misun...
I Need God with Skin | 我需要有身躯的上帝
A child, comforted by the idea of God's presence, expresses a deeper need for tangible, physical ...
The New Baby | 新宝宝
A young boy, unenthusiastic about the arrival of a new sibling, misunderstands his parents' plans...
Mother's Shock | 母亲的震惊
A mother reads a shocking letter from her 15-year-old daughter detailing a life of reckless choic...
An Arithmetic Lesson | 一堂算术课
A boy enters a grocery store and places a large, detailed order. When the grocer asks if his moth...
Who's the Boss? | 谁是老大？
The body's organs argue about leadership until the asshole, by causing dysfunction, forces them t...
Overdue Video | 逾期未还
The narrator inadvertently witnesses a police arrest at a Blockbuster for an overdue video rental...
The One-Eyed Man's Checkup | 独眼男子的检查
A one-eyed man swallows his glass eye before a proctology exam. During the examination, the docto...