An Irishman, an Englishman, and Claudia Schiffer were traveling together in a train carriage through Tasmania. Suddenly, the train entered a tunnel. As it was an old-style train with no lights in the carriages, everything went completely dark. Then, a kissing sound was heard, followed by the sound of a loud slap.
When the train emerged from the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting calmly as if nothing had happened. The Englishman, however, was holding his face where he had been slapped.
The Englishman thought: "The Irish fellow must have kissed Claudia Schiffer, and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Claudia Schiffer thought: "The English fellow must have tried to kiss me but actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it."
The Irishman thought: "This is great! Next time the train goes through a tunnel, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again."