Rowing in a Wheat Field | 麦田划船

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver turned to her friend and said, "You know, it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replied, "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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