In The Bag | 袋中藏身

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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in and saw them.

He dashed toward them, but they escaped to the back of the store. There, they found three sacks to hide in.

When the officer arrived, he examined each sack. He kicked the first bag, and the redhead said "meow" in a high voice. The officer thought it was just a cat and moved on.

He kicked the second bag, and the brunette said "woof" in a low voice. The officer concluded it was just a dog and proceeded to the last bag.

He kicked the third bag, and the blonde shouted "potato!"

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