Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe by car. In Transylvania, while stopped at a traffic light, a tiny Dracula suddenly leaps onto the hood and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick! What should we do?" cries Sister Marilyn.
"Turn on the windshield wipers. That should get rid of this abomination," replies Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn switches them on, jostling Dracula, but he clings on and continues hissing.
"What now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the washer fluid. I filled it with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Marilyn activates the washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, yet he holds fast and keeps hissing.
"Now what?" Sister Marilyn exclaims.
"Show him your cross," advises Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking!" says Sister Marilyn. She rolls down the window and yells, "Get the f*** off our car!"