Once when Mary was young, her school held a Halloween party.
Mary decided to go as a pirate. After donning her costume, she went to the family room to show her family.
They were impressed. Her mom said, "You look terrific, Mary! You have your sabre, a parrot on your shoulder, and even a neat sack for your booty. But where are your buccaneers?"
Mary replied, "My buccaneers are under my buccanhat!"