A sales representative, an administrative clerk, and their manager were walking to lunch when they discovered an antique oil lamp. They rubbed it, and a Genie appeared.
"I will grant each of you one wish," said the Genie.
"Me first!" exclaimed the clerk. "I wish to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat without a care in the world." Poof! She vanished.
"Me next!" cried the sales rep. "I wish to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a personal masseuse, an endless supply of Piña Coladas, and the love of my life." Poof! He was gone.
"Alright, your turn," the Genie said to the manager.
The manager replied, "I wish for those two to be back in the office after lunch."