The Blondes' Disney Trip | 金发女郎的迪士尼之旅

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Two blondes drove across the country to visit Disney World in Florida. As they neared their destination and entered the final stretch of highway, they saw a road sign that read: "Disney World Left!"

After a moment's thought, the driver sighed, "Oh well!" and turned the car around to head back home.

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