Two Blind Hunters | 两位盲目的猎人

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Two blondes went hunting. As it grew late, one told the other she'd heard that if you get lost in the woods, you should fire three shots into the air. So she did.

Hours passed, and she fired three more shots. After a few more hours, they fired three shots again.

Then one blonde said, "Someone better hurry up and save us... we only have two more arrows left."

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