A young writer hoped the editor would accept his novel. The editor, however, said, "You have no reason to ask me to publish your novel. It's not good enough."
The dismayed writer seemed lost in thought for a moment, then replied, "I've enclosed a stamp with each submission for you to return the rejected manuscript. I suppose if you accept my novel, you could keep the stamp."
A lawyer who died at 45 is told at Heaven's gate that he ...
A mother tells her son not to be selfish and to share his...
A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...
A father humorously attributes his gray hair to his son's...
A man receives contradictory advice on how to dress for a...
A bald man offers a stylist $5,000 to replicate his hairs...
A humorous dialogue where Jack claims his daughter's musi...
A housewife asks her husband how to estimate living costs...
A woman complains of pain "all over" her body to her doct...
A curious boy asks an old man why his head is so small. T...
A man in jail explains his misfortune: he picked up a see...
A judge humorously advises a prisoner sentenced to 30 yea...
A boy excitedly tells his father he'll play a man married...
An art collector tries to trick a shopkeeper into selling...
A man seeks expensive psychiatric help for his fear of so...
A man shares a clever social strategy with his friend: by...
A man tells St. Peter about his recent act of bravery aga...
A trucker offers to buy a meal for an elderly woman who i...
A husband invites a friend for dinner despite the messy h...
A joke about two men in the jungle with different surviva...