A boy in the fourth or fifth grade auditioned for a school play and earned a part. He went home excitedly to tell his father, who was very proud of him.
"What part did you get?" his father asked.
"I got the part of a man who has been married for twenty-five years," the boy replied.
His father congratulated him and then said, "That's good, son. Maybe next time you'll get a talking role!"