Patient: I want to have a vasectomy.
Doctor: It's a serious issue. Have you talked with your wife?
Patient: Oh, yes. She agrees with me.
Doctor: And your children?
Patient: Yes, sir. The kids are in favor of it - 17 to 3.
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