A judge in a small city was hearing a drunk-driving case. The defendant, who had a record and a reputation for driving under the influence, demanded a jury trial. It was nearly 4 p.m., and assembling a jury would take time. So, the judge called a recess and went into the hall to find anyone available for jury duty. In the main lobby, he found a dozen lawyers and informed them they were now the jury.
The lawyers, intrigued by this novel experience, followed the judge back to the courtroom. The trial concluded in about ten minutes, as the defendant's guilt was clear. The jury retired to the deliberation room, the judge prepared to go home, and everyone waited for the verdict.
After nearly three hours, the judge lost all patience and sent the bailiff to check on the delay. When the bailiff returned, the judge asked, "Well, have they reached a verdict yet?"
The bailiff shook his head and replied, "Verdict? They're still giving nominating speeches for the foreman's position!"