A woman visited her doctor's office and was seen by a young, new physician. After a brief examination, the doctor informed her she was pregnant. The woman screamed and ran into the hallway.
An older doctor stopped her, listened to her story, and then guided her to a room to sit and relax. He then marched down the hall to confront the young doctor.
"What's the matter with you?" he demanded. "Mrs. Smith is 59 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?!"
The new doctor continued writing on his clipboard without looking up and replied, "Does she still have the hiccups?"