Final Escape | 最后的逃生

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Three women — a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde — are about to be executed.

First, the brunette is brought forward. The executioner asks for her last request. She says none. As he shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she suddenly yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes in the confusion.

Next, the redhead is brought forward. The same question is asked, and she also declines. When the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." she screams, "Tornado!" Again, everyone is distracted, and she escapes.

Finally, the blonde, having observed the others, is brought forward. She too says she has no last request. The executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

The blonde shouts, "Fire!"

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