The teacher gave homework for Christmas.
We thought it must be a mistake.
She smiled when she said this assignment
would take up our whole winter break.
Before we return from vacation
we have to make sure it gets done.
It seems that our teacher must like us.
Our homework assignment? Have fun!
Christmas Homework | 圣诞作业
点击查看中英对照
阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分（1-5分）
相关文章
My Pilot Light Is Out | 我的生命之火已熄
A humorous and poignant poem about the physical changes a...
aging
humor
The First Christmas Joke | 圣诞第一笑
Three men must present a Christmas symbol to enter heaven...
bilingual
christmas-story
Punished for Something I Didn't Do | 因未做之事受罚
A girl tells her mother she was punished at school for so...
anecdote
dialogue
The Enigmatic Woman | 难以琢磨的女人
This humorous piece outlines the paradoxical and often co...
gender-dynamics
humor
The Cheater | 作弊者
A teacher suspects a student of cheating because their te...
beginner-english
cheating
The Unfortunate Name | 尴尬的名字
A new teacher is shocked when a student introduces himsel...
beginner
dialogue
My Sister's Fingers | 妹妹的手指
A student explains his lateness by claiming he bruised hi...
beginner-english
dialogue
Final Exams from Children | 孩子们的期末考试
A collection of humorous and imaginative answers from chi...
children
education
Innocent Girl | 无辜的女孩
A girl tells her mother she was punished for something sh...
anecdote
dialogue
What a Rat Looks Like | 老鼠长什么样
A health inspector visits a school to address a rodent pr...
anecdote
education
Tom's Excuse | 汤姆的借口
Tom explains his daily lateness to school by humorously m...
beginner-english
dialogue
McDull's Classic Bilingual Dialogues | 麦兜经典中英文对白
This article presents two classic bilingual dialogues fro...
animation-script
bilingual-dialogue
Wrong-Way Driver | 逆向行驶
A worried wife warns her husband about a wrong-way driver...
anecdote
dialogue
The More Loving One | 成为更有爱心的人
The poem reflects on the indifference of the universe and...
english-literature
love-and-indifference
The Clever Interpreter | 聪明的口译员
A writer is amazed when his interpreter translates a long...
anecdote
communication
These Things Shall Never Die | 这些美好不会消逝
Charles Dickens' poem celebrates the eternal nature of hu...
bilingual-text
charles-dickens
The Gambler's Loss | 赌徒的损失
A gambler humorously explains his loss of a $1000 bill by...
beginner
dialogue
Surgeons' Coffee Break | 外科医生的咖啡闲谈
Four surgeons humorously compare the ease of operating on...
beginner
dialogue
Wood Fire | 森林之火
A woman humorously compares husbands to wood fires that d...
dialogue
humor
Marriage Maxims 2 | 婚姻箴言2
A collection of witty and insightful quotes about marriag...
english-reading
humor