A young man came home and said, "Dad, I just got my driver's license and would like to use the family car."
Father replied, "Ok, son. But first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your room clean, make the yard neat, and cut your hair. Come back in a few months and then we'll see."
Well, several months passed and the young man came into the house with his report card in his hand. "Dad, I got great marks on my report card, I've been keeping my room as neat as a pin, and the yard is always ship-shape. How about letting me use the car?"
Father replied, "That's all true, but son, you didn't cut your hair."
Son said, "But, dad, Jesus had long hair too."
Father replied, "Yes, son, you're perfectly right. And he walks everywhere he goes."