Two storks are sitting in their nest — a father stork and his baby. The baby stork is crying, so the father tries to calm him.
"Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's just delivering babies to people and making them happy."
The next night, it's the father's turn. Mother and son are in the nest, and the baby stork is crying again. The mother says,
"Son, your father will be back soon. Right now, he's bringing joy to new parents."
A few days later, the parents are desperate because their son has been out all night! Just before dawn, he returns. They ask where he's been.
The baby stork replies, "Nowhere. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"