A woman from the countryside came to the city and checked into a hotel. She said to the bellman, "I refuse to take a tiny room like this, with no window and no bed! You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much! I'm going to complain to the manager!"
The bellman replied very politely, "Madam, this isn't your room. It's the elevator!"
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