This was the new blonde flight attendant's first overnight trip. The Captain showed her the best places for the crew to eat, shop, and stay. The next morning, as he prepared the crew for the day's flight, he noticed she was missing. Knowing her hotel room, he called to check on her.
Crying, she answered, "Help, I can't get out of the room!"
"What do you mean?" the Captain asked.
"I can only find three doors," she sobbed. "One is the bathroom, one is the closet, and the other has a sign that says, 'Do Not Disturb'!"