A woman holding a baby visited a gynecologist.
"Is the baby breastfed or bottle-fed?" asked the doctor.
"Breastfed, of course!" replied the woman.
"Please take off your clothes," the doctor ordered.
"What? But why?"
"Don't worry. You're in a gynecology clinic, and I'm just going to perform a routine medical check-up for you."
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, feeling around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, he said, "No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
The woman replied angrily, "Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"