The Biscuit and the Kick | 饼干与一脚

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A blind man stood at a street corner with his guide dog, waiting to cross. Suddenly, the dog lifted its leg and urinated on the man's fine herringbone tweed trousers. The man promptly took a dog biscuit from his pocket and offered it to the dog.

A businessman observed this from across the street. "Excuse me, sir," he called out, "did you know your dog just urinated all over your pants?"

"Yes," replied the blind man. "It's a dreadful habit I'm trying to break him of."

"Well, it's none of my business," said the onlooker, "but you won't teach him much by rewarding him with a biscuit!"

The blind man chuckled and said, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his behind!"

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