The Policeman and the Monkey | 警察与猴子

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A policeman brought a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?"

The policeman explained, "This monkey was wandering the streets and breaking all the rules. I'm turning him in."

"Oh, my goodness! You're so dumb!" exclaimed the boss. "If you catch a monkey, you take it to the zoo. Why bring it to me? Take it to the zoo!"

So, the policeman took the monkey and left.

Three or four days later, the boss saw the policeman again. He was holding the monkey's hand, leading it to the police car. He opened the door, helped the monkey inside, and was about to drive away.

The boss ran out and asked, "Oh, my goodness! Why is the monkey still here? I told you to take it to the zoo!"

The policeman replied, "Yes, sir. I already took him to the zoo. Today, I'm taking him to see a movie."

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