A rabbi, a Protestant minister, and a Catholic priest were taking a group of children on a cruise. Suddenly, the ship struck a rock and began to sink.
The rabbi cried out, "Quick! Save the children!"
"Forget the children!" shouted the minister as he rushed toward the lifeboats.
"Do you think we have time?" asked the priest.
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